So, I asked my little brother(the monkey-ninja) to make me a sandwich. He said, "Sorry, I'm not capable of that. I'm a muggle." Then my older brother, who I'll call Jack, said "Well actually, muggle borns are when a muggle and a muggle make a witch. So it actually is possible for muggles to make witches." M-N: "NOoo, I mean transfiguration! I can't turn her into a sandwich." My brothers are the best. ~Jayde

Poems about poems

This is probably my last post for today; some poems I wrote about writing poems.
 It's fun to write limericks, I claim; I don't know if you feel the same; but when writing's concerned, everywhere else I get burned; this poem's my pathway to fame.

 At writing novels I'm bad; My attempts at a plotline are sad But when limericks count, The talent I mount, I hope that it's more than a fad 

~Jayde

  

Some fun poetry (Harry Potter)

So, I like to write poetry.  I also like the Harry Potter books.  Want to know what happens when those two loves combine?
Here's what you get:

There once was a wizard named Quirrel

Who followed directions from squirrels

'til one day he found

In the forest around

That the dark lord was having a whirl.

Luna's been seeing things, here are the facts:

There's Wrackspurts and Crumple horned snorckaks,

Blibering humdingers, and nargles to the max.

Gulping plimpies.... She needs to relax.

My favorite of the two is the one about Quirrel.  Maybe because it's a limerick, or maybe because it flows better than the one about Luna.  

~Jayde

So, I thought I'd do a blog.

So, I thought I'd stop being just a lurker in the blogosphere.
My name isn't really Jayde; it's more of a screen name I took after attempting to write a story with a main character named "Jayde".  It didn't really work out.  I'm good at poetry, though.  I'll probably post some later.
I like reading, sewing, biking, and occasionally writing, though mostly poetry.  I like to rhyme.
I'm also LDS and live in Utah.
Yeah, that's about it for me, for now, anyways.

~ Jayde